Frequently Asked Questions
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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations, but please contact me at email@example.com if you have any problems with your order.
It will take 5-7 business days from the time the order is received to the time the order is shipped. Shipping times will vary from 3-7 business days depending on the shipping carrier.
Expedited production (the time it takes to make the product) is available and starts at $10. Please contact me directly for details.
Expedited shipping services (the time it takes to ship the product) are available during checkout.
Please see the individual listing to see how each product is created.
Please see the individual listing to see how each product is to be cared for.
Please contact me ASAP. As long as it hasn't shipped, we can update it to the current address.
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Please contact me within 5 days of the item being marked "delivered" with a photo of the broken product. We can discuss our options from there.
Please contact me immediately with the details. We will work together to come up with a solution. Please make sure you read the entire listing description. This will assure expectations of size, color, etc. Due to all orders being personalized, we do not give refunds.
Yes, please message me for more details when order 10 items or more.
If you are an influencer looking for a free or discounted product in return for a blog post or review, please contact me directly for more information.