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Got questions? You're in luck, because we have answers. Below, the most popular customer questions!

What is your return policy?

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations, but please contact me at if you have any problems with your order.

What is your shipping policy?

It will take 5-7 business days from the time the order is received to the time the order is shipped. Shipping times will vary from 3-7 business days depending on the shipping carrier.

I need my item fast. Do you offer expedited shipping services?

Expedited production (the time it takes to make the product) is available and starts at $10. Please contact me directly for details.

Expedited shipping services (the time it takes to ship the product) are available during checkout.

How is the product made?

Please see the individual listing to see how each product is created.

How do I care for my product?

Please see the individual listing to see how each product is to be cared for.

I need to change the shipping address. What do I do now?

Please contact me ASAP. As long as it hasn't shipped, we can update it to the current address.

My item arrived broken/damaged? Who should I contact?

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My item arrived broken. Now what?

Please contact me within 5 days of the item being marked "delivered" with a photo of the broken product. We can discuss our options from there.

I am unhappy with my order. What do I do?

Please contact me immediately with the details. We will work together to come up with a solution. Please make sure you read the entire listing description. This will assure expectations of size, color, etc. Due to all orders being personalized, we do not give refunds.

Do you offer wholesale pricing?

Yes, please message me for more details when order 10 items or more.

Do you work with influencers?

If you are an influencer looking for a free or discounted product in return for a blog post or review, please contact me directly for more information.